Something Excellent

This is a thread about cancelling the most powerful wizard living under our noses. We will collate the ill-deeds of my good friend meatman, in the hopes of understanding her powers and, finally, devising a strategy by which she may be defeated once and for all.

KNOWN CAPABILITIES:

• I heard she uses bone like toothpick and rends blood from flesh. That's definitely some form of psychokinetic Meat Manipulation, right?
• She can literally Find You from minor cues such as favorite fast food meals. Geolocation? Divination? idk
• Cool artist. that's not really relevant to the wizard powers i think but it's a skill so i'm including it
• Immune to any and all psychological warfare attempts.

KNOWN WEAKNESSES:

• Film student
• I'm hoping she's like a vampire and has to be invited in.

Please help? I'm at my wits' end. How to defeat such a being?

i heard she once plucked an airplane out of the sky and used it as spare battery for her xbox 360 controllet. quite rude! hope your plans to defeat her turn in your favor in the future

i heard a rumor that shes actually a homunculus? thats kind of um... WEIRD! have you tried throwing salt at her

ghoul_house wrote: ↑Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:59 pm Please help? I'm at my wits' end. How to defeat such a being?

You can't. All you can do is find a good place to hide before she starts hunting

GargleGoyle wrote: ↑Fri Sep 02, 2022 9:45 am You can't. All you can do is find a good place to hide before she starts hunting

Not cool. I'm looking for solutions, not defeatist attitudes. if you're not gonna engage the thread seriously i'll... be very upset. and sad.

I'll try the salt though, good idea AJ!