Something Excellent

granted! your brain keeps on going without sleep, without ever reforming any neural pathways or other scientific gobbledygooks, while the rest of your body slowly runs on the scraps of energy you had before the genie granted your wish. your immune systems, muscles, metabolism, and all else try their best to go on, but shut down after a while. you live the rest of your days a confused, broken mess, until the day you just plop on the ground and stop moving. well at least you got a very productive week out of it! right?

i wish for one can of OK brand soda