The Person Below Me

[ghoul_house]

In this classic forum game, each poster tries to predict something about the person who will post below them, and confirms if the previous poster was correct. The more weirdly specific the funnier it is when you're right

e.g.
A: The person below me hates the taste of cilantro.
B: Nah, I go ham for that stuff! The person below me has been an extra in a major film.
C: Holy shit. Yeah that happened actually! it all started when...
etc.

The person below me regularly eats cereal without milk.

[Deacon Blues]

nope! i don't even regularly eat cereal, but when i do it is lousy with milk.

the person below me.... tears off bits of paper to eat

[Etch]

I've never done THAT, but when I was young I had a nervous tic of picking at a pencil with my fingernail. By the end of particularly stressful classes, I'd have just a pile of wooden splinpers on my desk, and be short a pencil.

Wonder why I always found myself running out...

The person below me loudly proclaims that they don't watch TV anymore, even though they consume a great deal of online shows.

[Meatman]

i don't think the stuff i watch online really counts as "shows" at all, but it is true that i talk fairly frequently about how little i watch tv these days. i just dont really have the time! im too busy bumming around on my computer and not doing anything else.

the person below me is procrastinating doing something else by being on this forum!

[ghoul_house]

SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! YOU DIDNT SEE IT. DIDN HAPPEN!

The person below me has upwards of two bumper stickers.

[Feengoid]

i dont even own a car! but the one i use most, my mom's, is pretty clean on stickers. zilch!

the person below me has a month's worth of playtime on an online game

[averageJokester]

probably? i play a fuckton of online games and dont know how to check the total playtime on any of them but if i were to pick one that surpasses a month then itd probably be minecraft lol, ive been playing it for like 8 years by this point
the person below me has never broken a bone

[boqol]

ding ding ding! even though i bruise like a peach, ive never broken anything before

and im 100% SURE the person below me prefers flats over drums

[Deacon Blues]

i had to look up what flats were, but i had them once and they were 100% way better than drums. cartoons make drums look awesome but actually they blow!!!!!! anyways,

the person below me doesn't use conditioner after washing their hair

[ghoul_house]

Jesus christ... listen, ok. conditioner makes my fine hair GREASY and NOT GOOD. Shampoo alone is great though!

The person below me... umm... has held a snake!!

[GargleGoyle]

No, I hate those slithery bastards! I've held geckos before though

The person below me sleeps with the fan directly on them

[Meatman]

bingo. it is kind of necessity here! it like never cools down at night and our air conditioner is garbage.

the person below me... forgets to eat breakfast regularly

[averageJokester]

oops! not really forget, i just. dont get the chance to because i wake up at 12 pm everyday
the person below me is cool and awesome

[Feengoid]

the person below me only read newspapers for the comic strips

[Deacon Blues]

fuck yes it's the best part of the whole paper. the rest is hooey

the person below me wears glasses

[angel]

they broke! so kind of. ive been using contacts mostly. but i have new glasses coming in here below:

hmmmm the person below me has worn cosplay to school/in public before!

[trojanTwins]

Does it count as "public" if I'd been doing so for part of an event? I had to go to a Wendy's dressed in a full Terezi outfit once while going home from a con. The cashier actually recognized my outfit, which was funny, but an old guy kept staring at me from his table, which was less funny. Otherwise, not yet. I do kind of want to do something subtle for Halloween at my school this year though.

I predict that the person below me has NEVER fantasized about being able to pilot a cool robot mech with their mind or something. (theoretically impossible, because it IS really cool to think about)

[GargleGoyle]

I haven't! I dunno what else to say. Actually, now that I think about it that sounds kind of scary

The person below me has thought about entering a hotdog eating competition

[Deacon Blues]

dude. my man my friend, will. when i was a kid i thought about it all the time! i mean if you are a kid and you read archie comics and you like jughead, youre gonna spend a lot of time thinking about eating contests.

the person below me likes to draw!

[peppyk]

I love to.....it is the definition of chicken scratch but i love to Every day it is like breathing so necessary

the person below me is able to send at least 5-7 lines in a paragraph of information about a favourite topic on the spot

[surnachi]

i feel like you were expecting me in specific to respond to this and somehow got it right. is this poking fun at me because ive typed a bit too much in other threads? at least i feel like i have... ive been trying to hold back recently but i just cant help it

the person below me has one time tripped in public and got laughed at by a random person they didnt know

[Feengoid]

ive never tripped in public ever. i am constantly looking at my feet while i walk there is not a single way i can trip. SORRY!

the person below me makes little kids cry!