Something Excellent

> Retrieve Razor from Edge
> Update Karkat's contact name in your mind to something inflammatory
> Retrieve Razor from Garbage

Drip. Drip. Drip. The dripping becomes a roiling. Anxious, ambitious energy clouds form. Endless storms of nitre dust send klaxons wailing. In a word: Chaos. The maelstrom blankets the sky and scours nations from the earth. Let none misunderstand; Magic has arrived! It is a grand, terrible day! The...

SCRUMPTIOUS PEASANT MEAL. i would make a great housewife just dont make me clean without glasses or cook in general

Hm... I want a drawing of Hana Uzaki, with the stipulation that it CANNOT look like anime. YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!! https://file.garden/YOKV6KX47HhECOkZ/uzaki.png Tried to go for a sort of big mouth small eyes look here. took some liberties with the design though. and i forgot to give uzaki tit...

Radical Dude 42 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:10 pm I vote no. Dark Sucklet seems to be a creature of slight and subtle malevolence.

You've convinced me, friend! I have to purchase a dark sucklet! Goodie goodie!

My paycheck just came in. Do I buy a dark sucklet? I think it would be very funny creature but it is 30 dollars....

I live in an aggressive urban sprawl. They tore down the malls years ago, but kept all 5 parking lots standing in the empty field. This is not one of those parking lots. This is a mostly unrelated underground parking complex. https://file.garden/YOKV6KX47HhECOkZ/NIGHT%20UNDESIRABLE/NIGHT1.jpg https:...

YOOOOO THESE FUCKIN BANG!! huge fan of the third to last photo with all those bricks... such a cool locale! :0 Also that sunset is fuckinnn sweet

PLASTIC PLANET 1-4 When the Ghoul found the human, he was waiting in a clearing of blasted buildings. His body was a lattice pattern of scars. It was as if he had been pushed flat onto a sewer grate for a week. His head was bald, and he was entirely naked. She noticed with some curiosity that the m...

This isn't really a recommendation so much as a lament. My favorite light novel in all of human history is Kumo Desu Ga, Nani Ka? , also known as So I'm A Spider, So What? I specify light novel because, every single adaptation its had has sucked shit. Unforunately, the light novel is very inaccessib...

PLASTIC PLANET 1-3 The people have chosen a Human threat. When the Ghoul and Stickbug arrived before the burning town, Stickbug turned to her with his mouth set into a placid line and his heart beating like an avalanche. “Alright. I led you to the town, spirit of death. I have a request.” The Ghoul...

No photographic evidence remains, but on the old MSPFA discord server I built a massive labyrinth of smoothstone underneath my friend's house over the course of 2 weeks. When they kept not seeing it i eventually just got in voice call with them, led them into the basement, and broke a block to revea...

had a dream once where ronald mcdonald was breaking into my house every 10 minutes and i'd have to hide for 3 or he'd find me and teleport me to his surgery room and remove another of my organs. he told me i couldn't escape him but I could hide or run if i wanted to

also might i add that slightly off-color animation just tends to be more interesting looking, a lot more than something like, lets say, that new chainsaw man anime coming out: https://c.tenor.com/c9je9JqYMiQAAAAS/chainsaw-man.gif THIS TBH... like I'm hyped for chainsaw man anime adaptation and I se...

GargleGoyle wrote: ↑Fri Sep 02, 2022 9:45 am You can't. All you can do is find a good place to hide before she starts hunting

Not cool. I'm looking for solutions, not defeatist attitudes. if you're not gonna engage the thread seriously i'll... be very upset. and sad.

I'll try the salt though, good idea AJ!

Jesus christ... listen, ok. conditioner makes my fine hair GREASY and NOT GOOD. Shampoo alone is great though!

The person below me... umm... has held a snake!!

To christen this thread, I humbly request YOU draw me your loosest most guttural Batman.

SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! YOU DIDNT SEE IT. DIDN HAPPEN!

The person below me has upwards of two bumper stickers.

What do people do on forums nowadays, anyhow? Discuss interests? Blog about our days? I await a response eagerly. Lmao, we mostly shoot the shit and blog, yeah. Idunno what everyone else plans to use this for but I've got a little interactive story on here in the user-driven format, a la problem sl...

Granted! Your own fingers curl instead, never to regain their dexterity.

I wish we could end world hunger.

This is a thread about cancelling the most powerful wizard living under our noses. We will collate the ill-deeds of my good friend meatman, in the hopes of understanding her powers and, finally, devising a strategy by which she may be defeated once and for all. KNOWN CAPABILITIES: I heard she uses b...

> See if you can pull off the poster and roll it up into some sort of improvised poking device.

peanutpepsibomb.jpg Jesus christ. This is a concoction beyond the wildest nightmares of many alchemists! I really don't want to think about what could have turned it orange... This reminds me vaguely of my trick for root beer float without ice cream - I call it the ROOT BEER FOOLT. :mrgreen: What y...

Granted! You have infinite wishes! They all occur simultaneously, and cancel each other out!

I wish rainbow dash was real.