Something Excellent

John: Leer out the upper window at the neighbours. https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/064_1.gif https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/064_2.gif Standing on your tippy-toes to reach the window, you scan the neighbors' yard for any sign of movement. Hmmm... you guess nobody's hom...

> Update again out of guilt.

I've found a solution to the onslaught of recent spambot signups on SE: deactivating registration! So, until further notice, there will be no new users registering for the forum (unless they ask me, in which case I'd go and temporarily reactivate registrations). I know the forum is pretty much dead,...

usually i'm pretty open about our bachelor meals here but i am just so confused by your meal, thayle. like you're eating out of a strainer? and inside the strainer is??? fried pita bread? rinsed-off potato chips? some mystery hash of some sort

> John: Fondly regard Tim Allen portrait. https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/058.gif You regard it SO fondly. Tim Allen is another of the old world's greatest heroes, and one of its greatest fathers. Now his visage haunts your garage, like some sort of GHOST DAD. > John: Captchalogue bu...

> John: Take out the trash. https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/056.gif You deposite the CAKE in the TRASH CAN. Your wallet feels lighter already! That's a good thing. > John: Enter door. https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/057.gif You are now in THE GARAGE. If you owned a car...

NO MORE HIATUS. I WILL TRY TO UPDATE MORE FREQUENTLY. MY JOB ENDS SOON.

> John: What are you waiting for? Grab letter https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/054.gif Jeez! Not everything has to be a federal issue. You retrieve the letter from the mailbox. > John: Read letter. https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/055_1.gif https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DE...

you can only receive so many suggestions telling nick to fetch his discs, so i will just be silly with it instead.

> Nick: Ingest contents of lava lamp.
> Nick: Inspect calendar.
> Nick: Leaf through books.
> Nick: Go to bed.

Meatman wrote: ↑Wed Jul 26, 2023 4:32 pm

That was only funny the first three times you did it.

lol.

> Resist temptation to watch T.V.
> Retrieve Crockett cap.
> Admire big catch.

> Leave kitchen already.
> Swallow marble.
> Explore fridge.

lollllll i love dinnerBlaster. it's such a funny name. stupid, too. which is why it is perfect.

> Examine room.
> Retrieve arms from fruits bowl.
> Look out window.

well the forum rule isn't that YOU get the 8.9 mill, call.... maybe try reading next time buddy

i bought disco elysium recently cause a few people i know (mostly jack) seemed to like it. i lucked out cause the game was on sale for like 11 bucks, so im saving some schmoney. i guess i will have to add your testimony to the mounting pile of glowing testimonies! and hopefully i will be able to pl...

This game reminds me of Powder Game 2 , which I used to play when I was bored a lot. oh man, powder game was a big one back in elementary school! honestly, there were so many fun browser games i used to play that it's hard to pick a fave. mostly i just remember the websites: nitrome, miniclip, onem...

[ S ] ==> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MY_zfE2eSE The streets are empty. Wind skims the voids keeping neighbors apart, as if grazing the mouth of an empty bottle, or say, a cut reed. A familiar note is produced. It's the call of Rapture, awaiting a response. The wind continues to blow, turning ...

a sound page is coming next. you knew it was gonna happen, i knew it was gonna happen, we all knew it was gonna happen. when you make an mspfa that closely follows homestuck's formula, you are going to have to watch a kid look up at the sky while some foreboding foley plays in the background. and it...

> John: Inspect the hung eyesore to your left. https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/049.gif You feel the need to once again clarify how keen your eye for decor is. Among the great heroes of the old world, the ones memorialized in the portrait hung to your left are THE GREATEST. Yes, you h...

> Admire terribly ugly rug. https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/043.gif You're pretty sure there are no UGLY RUGS in your house. You have a pretty keen eye for decor. Thankfully, there is a TERRIBLY HANDSOME RUG for you to admire instead, and admire it you do. > John: Use razor to carve ...

AIEEEE!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o Shame on Mrs. Gristwhistle, the senile old battleaxe, for her misspelling misdeeds. I will kill her immediately. And also shame on me for forgetting John's hat! I guess this is an excuse to fix some of the weirdness of that panel (a few people pointed out that John's hands l...

John: Go to the bathroom.




You proceed down the HALLWAY to the BATHROOM.

On the sink is your RAZOR. It is the only thing in the room that is of any note.

>John: Get that phone out of there already. https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/039.gif You captchalogue the CAKE in order to retrieve the phone later on down the line. If you are going to do something, you ought to DO IT RIGHT. You are pretty sure you have the right tool for the job in ...

will ban zillyman immediately o7

> John: Hesitate to call her. https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/031_1.gif https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/031_2.gif https://file.garden/X3djOwJ0DEp_trzX/everafter/031_3.gif You successful hesitate to call her back by reaching for the nearest massive book and cracking it ...

working on an update now. it was foolish of me to introduce more than one fake book because now the limiting step on making new updates is having to write a bunch of passages in fake books